Sens Suck

The Sens are not Team Canada. Team Canada is headed up by Hockey Canada and is paid for by our tax dollars. The Senators are paid for by the idiots who live in and around Ottawa. They have 15 Canadian players, including Neil who is a disgrace to the human race let alone Canada. The Ducks on the other hand have 19 Canadian players, including such amazing players as Chris Pronger, Scott and Rob Neidermayer, and Jean-Sebastian Giguere. During the off-season the Stanley Cup tours around to the hometowns of the winning players. Which team winning will result in more Cup Time in Canada? THE DUCKS!!!!

The Ducks are (well were) one of the coolest teams in the NHL. They played at "The Pond" (now the Honda Center), they were owned by Disney, they had the awesomist logo in the NHL (although i guess that purple on the home jersey's was pretty horrific). But the Ducks still have awesome jersey's, and even though they arent officially "Mighty" any more, they deffinately play like it. Now the Sens. They have the gayest name in the NHL (although Blues are a tough competator for the spot, but I don't really care about them). The Senators, a bunch

of white robbed dudes that stand around in a big room and diplomatically discuss the state of Rome. Now some people might say "well a Maple Leaf, Canuck, or Canadien aren't very fearsome!" Well those are good names even still, they sound good and represent the people or are symbols of who we are. But Senators? That's just retarded. If they want to keep that butt-ugly logo, then they could at least call themselves the Legionarres or Guardians or something. Now another thing, the goalie for the Sens is a self-centered jerk who cares about himself and his own appearance. Giguere, the goalie for the Ducks on the other hand carpools with the Neidermeyer's and Pronger rather than drive in a Hummer or Lambourghini (i dont know how you spell it) like Emery. SO he's making sure we can actually play hockey outside at winter by cutting down on emissions. And Gigueure is also involved in charity and heads up the Duck's fundraiser "Dux in Tux." While on the other hand, the day Emery does something like that I promise everyone who comments on this blog $1.

SENS SUCK!!!!!!